My limericks

There once a man from Millow

There once a man from Millow.
Who dreamed he was eating a marsh mellow .
He woke up that night,
And went to his fight.
Because he can't find his pillow.

There once a man from Bermuda

There once a man from Bermuda.
Who ate far too much gouda.
He ate it on bread,
Or as a cheese spread.
Or as a stange homage to buddha.

There is a young fellow called Clay

There is a young fellow called Clay.
Who like to sit on his horse all day.
Till ond day he sat,
On an ill-tempered cat.
And it took on his enjoyment away.

I konw an old owl named Boo.

I konw an old owl named Boo.
Every night he yelled "Hoo".
Once a kid walk by,
And started to cry.
And yelled "I don't have a clue!"