05 December, 2008

Funny excuses for being late for school & skipping homework

We are looking for the most funny excuses for being late for school and skipping homework. Please leave your comments on these issues.

41 comments:

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
My dog peed on my uniform and I needed to wash it, so I was late.

Ling Pak Kwan

無名氏 said...

Being late:
My mother burned my all homework to heat the foods.

★DEVIL★ said...

Being late:
Tom wanted to marry me this morning,he is a gay person,but I'm not,so I need to escaped from and late for school.
Skipping homework:
My pet ate my homework lastnight,so I cann't bring it back.

Ronald Au 1E (25)

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
My cat picked up my homework and threw in the stool.So it got wet and i would redo.therefore i was late.

Skipping homework:
i forgot to do the homework.

Law Tsun Kwan

Kim Fung said...

Being late:
Last night, I saw my grandma who was die in my dream and I chatted with her for a long time, so I got up late and late for school.
&
Skipping homework:
Last night, an E.T. came and asked me"I would like to see what the homework likes in the earth. Do you mind to let me take you homework away?" At that time, I was very scared so I gave all my homework to it.

Kim Fung said...

The one which posted at December 5, 2008 2:46 AM is posted by me.

KimFung

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Funny excue for being late for school
"A strang man threw me into the sea so I should swam to school."

Funny excue for being skipping homework
"A alien wanted to do my homework so I gave the homework to him but now he is missing."
1E Chow Cecil(28)

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
An elephant was blocked my door and I cannot go out from my house.

Skipping homework:
My homework was dropped into toilet and flushed away.

Lam On Lam,Annie (12)

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
I but my school my school bag in my father bag but my diver it to go to work already.


Siu Ching Hei

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

skipping homework:
A thief stole all my homework.


Siu Ching Hei(38)

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
I went to my primary school,the teacher said she want to bit me and I ran away so that I late.
Skipping homework:
My younger brother brought my homework to his school and he ate it in the school.

I'm Judy said...

Being Late:
I wore my primary school uniform and I needed to change it into secondary school uniform,so I was late.
&
Skipping homework:
The Aliens ate all my homework.

Judy

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
An alien attacked me suddenly.The superman saved me and brought me to the moon.I spent a lot of time to come back to school.

Skipping homework:
A very strong wind blew it away and I couldn't find it.

Chung Ho Yi 1E(5)

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
This morning,I saw an alien and she asked me to teach her how to do the homework!

Skipping homework:
My mum punished me this morning and she threw away my homework!

Karen Chow 1E 4

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Skiping homeworks:
Yesterday,a ET went to my home and stole the homeworks.
Nicole (7)

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
My dog bit my shoes so I couldn't wear the shoesto come to school.

Nicole(7)

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Skipping homework:

My pet ate my homework after I used3 hour to finish it at yesterday.

Natural Lam

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
My alarm clock was broken and I don't have money to buy a new one so I didn't know when should I get up.

Skipping homework:
When I went to school, a wind puff my homework away.

By Au Yeung Ka Po 1E ( 1 )

蔡芷媛 said...

Being late:
The bus was late

Skipping homework:
I throw away my homework


Nicko Choi 1E (3)

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
My mother didn't let me go to school because she thought my teachers were too bad.

Sikpping homework:
A robber robbed me but he only rubbed my homework.

Lo shun ting, Tom 1E(35)

Cindy※qianqiao~LEY said...

Being late:
When I was walking to school, there was something falling down from the sky and hit on my head! So I was hurt and I was fainted.

Skipping homework
The police took away my homework because they thought my homework was the drug-running!

Yeung Hiu Yiu (Cindy) 1E (22)

`KaTe =) said...

Being late:
I saw a man was falling down so I tried to hold it.But I found that it just a poster held in air.

Skipping homework:
A bird flew in and bought my homework away.

Kate Lam 1E 13

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
A lot of dogs bit me,so I needed to walk another way.

Skipping homework:
My sister took my homework to her school.

Kwan Hoi Man,Ivy(8)

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:i live in shatin.this morning,I felt very hungry ,so i went to Tai Po to had my breakfast.

Failing my homework:The homework didn't want me to write words on them,and made me as bored as they could ,therefore i didn't finish my homework.
Chau Ka Ling(2)

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
I looked myself in my bedroom, but my mother keep the key, and my mother had go to office already so I must to wait for the looksmith. At last, I late for school.

Skipping homework:
I was doing my homework last night, but my mother asked me to throw the rubbish, and I was holding me homework bag, and I threw my homework bag away too. So I fail to hand in my homework.

KennY_°-" said...

Being late:
I saw a monster ,so I foughT with iT so I was laTe

Skipping homework:
My brother threw my homeworK to the rubbisH bin so I could not bring the homeworK to school

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
I am late because I had to drive my brother to school.

Skipping homework:
My grandmother thought My homework was tissue,so she use it.><
Lai Hiu Wai 1E (9)

Wing Lam`=] said...
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Wing Lam`=] said...

Being late:

I saw my old best friend when I went to school , we talked a lonng time , so I was late.

Skipping homeworks:

My dog was bite my homeworks

Ng Wing Lam 1E (17)

lastmoment said...

Being late:
My friend phone me said she was saw a ET walking on a street,so I went there and took a photo,so I was late.

Skipping homework:
My baby brother draw all my homework,so I can't hand in my homework on time.
Emily 1E (6)

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
I should drink my water because I was thirsty,but it was so hot.So i was late for school.

Skipping homework:
There was an earthquakein my city.
So the electricity stopped.

Woo ching laam(21)

Rachel said...

Being late:
A witch who came from a story book took me into the story book and I can't came back on time, so I was late.

Skipping homework:
Stitch(A carton master)came to my home and ate all my homework.

Terry said...

Being late:
My fish wanted to eat meat so I go to supermarket to buy some meat to it.

Skipping homework:
The homework flew up to sky and I could not catch it.

Lam Pak Nam (31)

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late :
This morning , I saw an alien , and he asked me how to go back to the moon , and I had to show him , so I was late .

Skipping homework :
I forgot to do the homeworks I put them all into to my locker .

Lam Joanna Sugar

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
I was went to the planet which is E.T. lives and he wanted to had breakfast,that why iwas late.
Skipping homework:
My fish used my homeworks as the bed,they put them into the water,so i couldn't bring it to school.

Lee Chak Sum 1E (33)

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
I met a witch on the way to school. She made me became a hamster. An angel come to save me suddently. So that, I was late by the accident.

Skipping homework:
My sister and brother treated my homework as a tissue paper.

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
My home was flooding,my homework got wet so I couldn't finish them.


Arsenal's fan,Gerald

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Sorry ,I need to amend the pessage on December 7 6;15am
Being late:
My door lock was out of order,I couldn't get out until the fireman came.


Arsenal's fan,Gerald

小玉西瓜 said...

Being late:
The bus was broke which I by.

April Ng 1E (18)

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
I think today was holiday , luckly my mother told me to go to school but i still late , sorry!~

Skipping homework :
My very naught cat saw a big monkey in my house , so it was very afraid so it teared my homework~~!

Ingrid Suen

STMC 1E 2008 Class Blog said...

Being late:
superman took me around the space and visited the alien,so I was late .
Skipping homework :
monster stole all my homework and everythings.

au ka shun